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About xbelievexitx : i'm 16 and homeschooled. i'm a writer and a future director. and i don't over-share.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 9:31am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)
Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Rman (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 6:05am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Missedtheboat (man) - United States (California)
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by hey-ooo (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 3:35pm - animals - by freylero - United Kingdom (Greater London)
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)
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