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Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64646) - you deserved it (3093)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work (I'm an optician), I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

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On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version



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