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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (16 years)
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About xbamboo : 15 | rebel. fail at life.

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Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52210) - you deserved it (3850)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23931) - you deserved it (57232)

On 04/29/2013 at 1:26am - love - by bad day Brutus (man) - United States



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