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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 387
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47399) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 10:44pm - work - by Goldar - United States



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