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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 561
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xalba : I'm just here reading FMLs mostly because I am at work and I have nothing better to do.
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Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29198) - you deserved it (2483)

On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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