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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1989 (24 years)
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About xalba : I'm just here reading FMLs mostly because I am at work and I have nothing better to do.
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Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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