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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1989 (27 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 792
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xalba : I'm just here reading FMLs mostly because I am at work and I have nothing better to do.
We are all our own person with different opinions.
If my grammar sucks once In a while, my apologies, no one is perfect.
So have fun and enjoy some of these crazy FMLs!

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Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous