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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 415
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xZ03Yx : I like music, Xbox and playing on my PC. I also love cooking/baking!

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Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML


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Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML


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