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today I ate a bowl of mah girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML
Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML
Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML
Today , mah 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh , so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and lockd the door. I inadvertently taught mah little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, 4 my mom's 50th brthday all she wantd was this gold bracelet. It was too much money 4 me to buy so I bought the same one in silver. Right before I gave it to her, my older sister gave her the gold bracelethich made her cry. When I gave her my present she just said "oh." real FML
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protien powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015