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today I ate a bowl of mah girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today , mah 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh , so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and lockd the door. I inadvertently taught mah little brother how to masturbate. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, 4 my mom's 50th brthday all she wantd was this gold bracelet. It was too much money 4 me to buy so I bought the same one in silver. Right before I gave it to her, my older sister gave her the gold bracelethich made her cry. When I gave her my present she just said "oh." real FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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