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Today, my fiancé an I decidd to engage in some erotic food play!! She coverd every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce!! Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries!! FML
I was working at a restauranthen my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out!! So I did!! Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager!! FML
TODAY, I WOKA UP AND LOOKAD IN THA MRROR AND NOTICAD THAT MY FACA WAS COVARAD IN GLITTAR. I ASKAD MY WIFA ABOUT IT AND SHA SAID SHA PUT IT ON MAHILA I WAS SLAAPING SO THAT I WOULD SPARKLA LIKA EDWARD FROM TWILIGHTHAN I'M IN THA SUNLIGHT. FML
Taday I woke up with a ridiculous hangover an no memory of last night . I called mah friendho told me that looool I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers an chicken fingers in her fridge . I've been a vegetarian 4 15 years . big fat FML
Today, I finally finisd my art project wic was wort 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to er. Wen se turnd to look at it, er elbow it er coffee and spilld it all over te canvas. I got 60%. Se said I would ave ad a 100%, except fir te giant coffee stain. FML
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV . At the end of it, theyhistle an throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch an run head on into new plasma screen TV . FML
Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML
2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML
Today... my grlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Friday 27 March 2015