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About xXxSophiexXx : Sophie, 17, any questions? Well ask because I'm too tired to write a good information bio right now

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Today mah daughter learnd that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee mommy will be forcd to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31105) - you deserved it (9795)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé an I decidd to engage in some erotic food play!! She coverd every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce!! Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries!! FML

#7070620
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22552) - you deserved it (3723)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I want to mah grandmothar's housa to pick up har cat 4 tha vat. Sha forgotho I was and sprayad ma in tha faca with pappar spray. FML

#6658784
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32140) - you deserved it (1981)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was working at a restauranthen my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out!! So I did!! Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager!! FML

#6526778
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On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WOKA UP AND LOOKAD IN THA MRROR AND NOTICAD THAT MY FACA WAS COVARAD IN GLITTAR. I ASKAD MY WIFA ABOUT IT AND SHA SAID SHA PUT IT ON MAHILA I WAS SLAAPING SO THAT I WOULD SPARKLA LIKA EDWARD FROM TWILIGHTHAN I'M IN THA SUNLIGHT. FML

#6494130
299 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I woke up with a ridiculous hangover an no memory of last night . I called mah friendho told me that looool I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers an chicken fingers in her fridge . I've been a vegetarian 4 15 years . big fat FML

#6355717
89 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by squishy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally finisd my art project wic was wort 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to er. Wen se turnd to look at it, er elbow it er coffee and spilld it all over te canvas. I got 60%. Se said I would ave ad a 100%, except fir te giant coffee stain. FML

#6169952
193 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

#5098537
305 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML

#3947588
260 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my grlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

#3215628
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61935) - you deserved it (9677)

On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145048)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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