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Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Monday 20 May 2013
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