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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (4053)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (14813)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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