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About xXSweetNightmare : I\'m Basically A Geek When It Comes To Video Games And Reading. 8D I Spend Tons Of Time Listening To Heavy Music Like, Post-Hardcore. (:
Uhm, I\'m Kinda A Grammar Freak, Loll, Yeahh. xD But Cmonn, Learn To Write Properly! x] But, like, some people just need to give others a break.. I suppose.
Uhhh, I'm kinda bored so that's why I'm on here. Uh, nothing else to say. :3

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Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7878) - you deserved it (33705)

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