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About xXSweetNightmare : I\'m Basically A Geek When It Comes To Video Games And Reading. 8D I Spend Tons Of Time Listening To Heavy Music Like, Post-Hardcore. (:
Uhm, I\'m Kinda A Grammar Freak, Loll, Yeahh. xD But Cmonn, Learn To Write Properly! x] But, like, some people just need to give others a break.. I suppose.
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