About xXSkullCarlosXx : Gamer, Actor, Singer. I live a lucky life. Gaming is my career get paid for it. Acting for Game Merchandise (Turtle Beach Tritton Astros) Singing for Game related events E3 RTX Machinima etc. I enjoy Skrillex Coldplay and the Fray. I love the Walking Dead. P.S Carl is never in the fucking house!
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States
Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my sister that boys are stronger than girls. She responded by beating the living crap out of me to prove me wrong. She's twelve. I'm eighteen. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by manhandled by a little girl (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States
Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia
Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 6:21am - misc - by footfetish - Australia (Queensland)
Monday 17 June 2013
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