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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML


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On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML


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