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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52800) - you deserved it (8583)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)



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