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  • Number of visits : 135
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xXAHXx112 : i come here to laugh at people. follow on twitter @alex_heal i follow back :) send me a message, im always happy to make a new friend :)

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Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML


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