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Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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