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Visits<b>sirpantselot</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 10:45pm

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I agree, their lives suck

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xToryBear's favorite FMLs

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26566) - you deserved it (2151)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States



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