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xSundae
  • Town/Country : Niagara Falls, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xSundae : Hello. I'm Sundae.

19/M/Niagara Falls, Canada.
Born July 1993.
Attending college, enrolled in Culinary Management.

I can be a Grammar Nazi, but only if it's REALLY bad.
Proper typing gets me randy.

Email me if you want to get to know me. Lukebagnulo@hotmail.com

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39244) - you deserved it (6582)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

#20418295
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39244) - you deserved it (6582)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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169 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

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151 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (17382)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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