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About xSummerRosaleex : Hey, my name's Summer
Get to know me, I'm a nice person :)
I'll be blowing out seventeen candles October 27
Junior this year :D
Text me if you know my cell
If you want to know anything else, ask (: buh bye
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Friday 21 November 2014