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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2370
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (2795)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (11877)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (7988)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

#13357555
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9215) - you deserved it (29724)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

#13355611
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23088) - you deserved it (5272)

On 10/07/2010 at 3:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (14694)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29624) - you deserved it (4748)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63565) - you deserved it (6022)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26229) - you deserved it (3915)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31734) - you deserved it (5861)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12847) - you deserved it (33405)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33034) - you deserved it (3830)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

#13158298
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11552) - you deserved it (21857)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

#13152326
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (12594)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)



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