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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3367
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About xStiina : Asian.

xStiina's page activity

Visits<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 3:31am<b>Kami123</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 11:53am<b>BakedInTheOven</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:47am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:15pm<b>thecoolcoder</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 4:01pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 2:19pm<b>Electric_Bacon</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 9:24am<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 10:16pm<b>NYGiants1925</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 6:51pm<b>Arieslink</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 12:03am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 5:45pm<b>WKAYULREO</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 11:55pm<b>Bigmike211995</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:13pm<b>R_Sage88</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 6:58pm<b>CJ77</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 6:28pm<b>littlemzobvious</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 5:51am<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 12:53pm

Fucked!<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 9:31am<b>BakedInTheOven</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 5:47pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 10:34am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 9:18pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:02pm<b>oobergoober89</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:30pm<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:58pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:53am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 5:55pm

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xStiina's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

by allergic / 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm / Health

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

by anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 2:38am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 3:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

by Username / 10/04/2010 at 1:48am / Kids

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

by dontask / 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

by lyssuhhhh / 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 12:10am / Animals

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

by huj / 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

by artmfanforever / 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm / United States (Nebraska) / Transportation

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

by noname / 09/22/2010 at 1:37am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Work