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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 January 1991 (24 years)
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About xStarKillerx : I wrestle dragons for breakfeast right after my morning jog through the acid rain, what do you do for a living?

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML


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