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Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44215) - you deserved it (5226)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by voltumna (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471370) - you deserved it (585273)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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