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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Friday 17 October 2014