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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 468
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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xSavaqee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

#21236507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (3723)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (50542)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (2831)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)



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