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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (50285)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39142) - you deserved it (2815)

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