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xSavaqee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xSavaqee : My name is Daryen (:
I'm 20, going on 21 in December.
Car enthusiast / future mechanic
Huge HUGE HUGEEEE gamer.
PlayStation4 only (; hmu for PSN (:

xSavaqee's page activity

Visits<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:49pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:50pm<b>isabelc</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:21pm<b>ChiefRK</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 10:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 7:35pm<b>krispy_kreme792</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 6:55am<b>reneetlovesyou</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:46pm<b>bbackensto</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 11:17pm<b>Maryheaven</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 4:28am<b>lil_c_03</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:54am<b>InterestingMuch</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:31am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 10:03am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 4:25am<b>wonandonly</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:14am<b>melons</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:53am<b>StonerSongbird</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:21am<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Umbraelux</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 3:51pm

Fucked!<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:03pm<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 10:25am<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:20am<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:55am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:19pm<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:40am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:02pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:07am<b>brandy_yarg</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:27am<b>elizacandle</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:11am<b>supersavvy</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 1:51am<b>GetaVe</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 6:41am

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xSavaqee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31333) - you deserved it (4415)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (2537)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

#21236507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40720) - you deserved it (3848)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26633) - you deserved it (54077)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42494) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)



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