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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37506) - you deserved it (3419)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (50448)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39250) - you deserved it (2824)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)



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