About xSalashawty : Psychotic. c'x that one girl who has been known to fit the quote "it's the silent ones you have to look out for."
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xSalashawty's favorite FMLs
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
by jlujan00 / 11/18/2015 at 6:40pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by ncbb5 / 11/04/2015 at 1:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2015 at 8:16am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by _guy_j / 09/05/2015 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bloody hell / 06/04/2015 at 1:59am / Philippines (Rizal) / Miscellaneous