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Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML

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On 12/17/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by sarabalism (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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