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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51243) - you deserved it (7802)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16946) - you deserved it (54844)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44940) - you deserved it (5742)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
124 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
414 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
167 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
346 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
156 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
234 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
252 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
98 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
85 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany



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