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by Ryan / 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by ginger / 08/19/2011 at 6:38am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Michael tee / 08/11/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by chaoticnh / 06/24/2011 at 5:57am / Austria / Health
by sheyshey0413 / 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by gabxoxo03 / 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
by Kate / 06/07/2011 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…