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Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France
Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon
Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by caitlinz5 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
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