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by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by thedri11 / 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/27/2012 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
by Bilze / 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mouhahaa / 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm / France / Love
by Kyley / 05/08/2012 at 7:55am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
by thepigeonsfriend / 05/07/2012 at 10:08am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 5:45am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Weak Disposition / 04/27/2012 at 12:29am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy
by caitlinz5 / 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…