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by Grindwhore / 09/17/2012 at 6:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by cardsftw / 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
by foreveravirgin / 08/15/2012 at 3:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 7:40am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
by happybirthday / 08/12/2012 at 1:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
by SingleAgain / 08/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 6:03am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I finally received my boyfriends birthday gift. 46 days after ordering and paying for 2 days… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn…