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Today, mah phone did. I pluggd it in to charge an then went out to run some errands. When I returnd, mah phone was no where to be found, an our shovel was on the floor, muddy an wet. I then discoverd mah 6-year old son had burid mah "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry 4 me. mega FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I calld over my math teacher to ask a question !! I have a really bad cold !! I askd him about a problem and he reachd over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it !! Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm !! FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I Was Babysitting. I Was Sitting On The Sofa When I Felt That I Need To Ajust Mah Sitting Arangment. After Moving , I Felt A Small Toy Snap Under Me. The Little Boy Said It Was Fine. One Hour Later He Snuck Up On Me An Beat Me With An Umbrella For Breaking His Toy. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

yastarday I was raading through a local wadding mag's advica paga. A mothar-in-law to ba was writing about how to handla wanting har son to braak off his looool angagamant. I thought, ( Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I lika mothar-in-law to ba. ) And than I saw har nama. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.


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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

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