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About xHaniffax : Wouldn't you like to know...
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Today, mah phone did. I pluggd it in to charge an then went out to run some errands. When I returnd, mah phone was no where to be found, an our shovel was on the floor, muddy an wet. I then discoverd mah 6-year old son had burid mah "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry 4 me. mega FML
Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML
Today, I calld over my math teacher to ask a question !! I have a really bad cold !! I askd him about a problem and he reachd over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it !! Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm !! FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today , I Was Babysitting. I Was Sitting On The Sofa When I Felt That I Need To Ajust Mah Sitting Arangment. After Moving , I Felt A Small Toy Snap Under Me. The Little Boy Said It Was Fine. One Hour Later He Snuck Up On Me An Beat Me With An Umbrella For Breaking His Toy. FML
yastarday I was raading through a local wadding mag's advica paga. A mothar-in-law to ba was writing about how to handla wanting har son to braak off his looool angagamant. I thought, ( Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I lika mothar-in-law to ba. ) And than I saw har nama. FML
Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML
Today, I was at te extremely crowded gym wen someone came up biend me an souted in ma ear scaring te living sit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was biend me. It was a new song starting on ma eadpones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.
Friday 27 March 2015