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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (16789)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8983) - you deserved it (42087)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
164 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
292 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41702) - you deserved it (5749)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States



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