About xDarylDixonx : I like the walking dead. I love Daryl (Norman Reedus).
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by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2015 at 5:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by fml / 08/10/2013 at 6:48am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML
by some people's parents / 04/18/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Intimacy
by poserpilot / 11/12/2012 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by mike / 02/07/2010 at 2:16am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…