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xDarylDixonx

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xDarylDixonx

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xDarylDixonx : I like the walking dead. I love Daryl (Norman Reedus).

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Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44616) - you deserved it (9234)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31715) - you deserved it (5859)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

#20089771
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24158) - you deserved it (2100)

On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19974) - you deserved it (25156)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93585) - you deserved it (4776)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (3561)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59397) - you deserved it (25660)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94681) - you deserved it (19987)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79592) - you deserved it (24696)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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