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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1367
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About xChesterx : I like to draw
I like to read
I like music
I like T.V (Lost, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Buffy, Angel)
I like sugar
I loathe sports.
I'm very lazy :)
Movies are awesome.

Dolphins and kangaroos scare me.

Message me :)
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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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