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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1120
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About xChesterx : I like to draw
I like to read
I like music
I like T.V (Lost, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Buffy, Angel)
I like sugar
I loathe sports.
I'm very lazy :)
Movies are awesome.


Dolphins and kangaroos scare me.

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xChesterx's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41892) - you deserved it (3019)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

#5455728
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9738) - you deserved it (27458)

On 09/24/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

#5087899
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7736) - you deserved it (61495)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

#5003582
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18922) - you deserved it (30706)

On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51416) - you deserved it (3185)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

#4604892
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45933) - you deserved it (6420)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (8863)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14829) - you deserved it (99839)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

#1842179
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58278) - you deserved it (2994)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by JSF1234 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36351) - you deserved it (81115)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML

#574941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62400) - you deserved it (9534)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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