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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (21 years)
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About xAznNinjaGuy : I\'m a Guy. I\'m 16. Don\'t think you\'ll find any info about my address here, pedophile.

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Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11617) - you deserved it (38646)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63450) - you deserved it (4776)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31903) - you deserved it (55939)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 5:07pm - health - by jlover42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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