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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40712) - you deserved it (5369)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

#12257246
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40659) - you deserved it (4885)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:05am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38220) - you deserved it (5247)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

#12042807
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (4510)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33758) - you deserved it (16887)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)



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