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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xAmybbx : Despite popular beliefs, I'm Chinese but not from China. And, I am poor in Mandarin. *gasp*

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xAmybbx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30574) - you deserved it (3674)

On 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML


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