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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (105686) - you deserved it (6480)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML


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On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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