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wyverntail

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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wyverntail's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML

#21285341
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (4652)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:47pm - misc - by j_portal - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (9780)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

#21283210
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32876) - you deserved it (4933)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32847) - you deserved it (4447)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36353) - you deserved it (7248)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51948) - you deserved it (3620)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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