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wyatt141
  • Town/Country : Denver, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wyatt141 : I am wyatt, My favorit sports are basketball, football, lacross. I played almost every sport till Dec 21 2009, then which I had my wrestling accident, where I am now paralyzed. I am now a C4 quad. I play wheelchair rugby. I can't move anything below my chest except a few things, I also can't use my hands. But I love to chill have fun do somethin crazy so hit me up.

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Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (2407)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14178) - you deserved it (24766)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10582) - you deserved it (35215)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)



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