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wuciwug
  • Town/Country : Hampshire, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 March 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About wuciwug : Always look on the bright side of life... whistle whistle

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Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

#20002439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8312) - you deserved it (28828)

On 08/04/2012 at 4:05pm - love - by nikki - Greece (Kikladhes)

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

#20001581
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (1746)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

#20000479
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19852) - you deserved it (1458)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

#19999670
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17976) - you deserved it (4435)

On 08/03/2012 at 1:24am - love - by DeeGirlMon (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23837) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

#19997087
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18091) - you deserved it (1734)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)



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