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  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 January 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30151) - you deserved it (1833)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32740) - you deserved it (2078)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52251) - you deserved it (9006)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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