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wtfsandwitchabh
  • Town/Country : Redwood City, United States of 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
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I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (8122)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (6805)

On 01/19/2013 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

#20461359
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I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (1832)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

#20461178
95 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

#20460276
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On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)



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