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wtfjusthappened1
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1995 (16 years)
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Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

#4781635 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (22391) - you deserved it (6325)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

#4706873 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (1843)

On 08/21/2009 at 11:36am - love - by sophistication (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (31793)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (14418) - you deserved it (33070)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

#3563535 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (91579) - you deserved it (2482)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)