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wtfismyfml
  • Town/Country : Suffolk, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 6002
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About wtfismyfml : Small, simple, safe price.
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets.
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals.
And I am not afraid to die;
I'm not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight,
I want the pain of payment.
What's left, but a section of pygmy sized cuts.
Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks.
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid.
To fill and spill over and under my thoughts.
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter.
I'm cutting trying to picture your black, broken heart.
Love is not like anything,
Especially a fucking knife!

the used-im a fake
hopeyouneverhurt@hotmail.co.uk (add me if you want)
oh yeah i have facebook now aswell (ask me nicely)

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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663 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (2902)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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