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wtffml1979

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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wtffml1979's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43940) - you deserved it (7944)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (2737)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (4303)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (4016)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39332) - you deserved it (17013)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (57195)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46327) - you deserved it (3513)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (18364)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

#15834810
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41578) - you deserved it (3452)

On 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm - work - by nurseITHINKNOT - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

#14894190
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

#14732721
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23467) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17977) - you deserved it (31602)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML

#13696419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (4348)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:00am - misc - by 6boss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

#13394312
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (8157)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (2798)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)



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