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wtffml1979

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>python199</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:38pm<b>nopeX</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:30am<b>ThatFuxkingGirl</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:07am<b>Nightskyra</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 3:17am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:41pm<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:09pm<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:28am<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:24am<b>limitedition</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:42am<b>LozzieDumpling</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 5:24am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:53pm<b>krispy_kreme792</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:48am<b>pink_lightning</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:17am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:47pm<b>ItsAnanya</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:06pm<b>Phase18</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:56pm<b>lovebugs7204</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:04pm

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wtffml1979's favorite FMLs

Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (3397)

On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37605) - you deserved it (2454)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

#21399022
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (1757)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

#21393865
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (3339)

On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (5093)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (4666)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29008) - you deserved it (5478)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

#21387075
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (3301)

On 04/03/2015 at 3:05pm - misc - by HtotheFtotheS - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28593) - you deserved it (1963)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

#21380370
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26546) - you deserved it (14194)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32917) - you deserved it (6579)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I finally went to the doctor's about my severe anxiety. I am so used to putting on a happy performance around people that she didn't believe anything was wrong with me. FML

#21376536
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (200) - you deserved it (3279)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:35pm - health - by scared - Australia (Queensland)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (6578)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

#21374172
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (7707)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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