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wtffml1979
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
95 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
323 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
156 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

#19142645
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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - health - by SmallTownCutie -

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

#18724362
130 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
321 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
109 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
204 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
199 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
126 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

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145 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm - work - by nurseITHINKNOT - United States (Louisiana)



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