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writtenmusic
  • Town/Country : Nassau, Bahamas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About writtenmusic : Ummm...
I'm kinda random on occasions, just putting that out there. I wouldn't say that I'm a grammar nazi but I totally understand where their coming from.
I like the color pink. Alot. But I also like the color blue. Alot.
That picture of me, that's from my halloween party last year. I was a witch. C=
Oh and I play the clarinet, piano and violin, just not very well.

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Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7592) - you deserved it (35699)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7592) - you deserved it (35699)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22148) - you deserved it (1813)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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