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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 832
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About writtenmusic : Ummm...
I'm kinda random on occasions, just putting that out there. I wouldn't say that I'm a grammar nazi but I totally understand where their coming from.
I like the color pink. Alot. But I also like the color blue. Alot.
That picture of me, that's from my halloween party last year. I was a witch. C=
Oh and I play the clarinet, piano and violin, just not very well.

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writtenmusic's favorite FMLs

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32168) - you deserved it (3812)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10806) - you deserved it (34138)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51468) - you deserved it (13568)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9082) - you deserved it (26822)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

#14813495
85 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49036) - you deserved it (3996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28906) - you deserved it (3689)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31696) - you deserved it (28394)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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417 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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