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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6866
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About writerchick11 : Uhm, not much I find worthy of reporting. I write. A lot. Live on a farm. Do crazy stuff now and then, but not really... And this pic is a lil old. Few months at least.

Dude. Seriously, I have nothing better to do with my life, so IM me.

aim: ebear67

Currently:

My life is a mess. :( Tryin to work it out.

I'm workin it!! :)
~Sami~

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writerchick11's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 2:46am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 2:46am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which time I learned he was an attorney. FML

by T-Shain / 05/31/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

by anoymus / 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

by jazzyfizzle / 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

by satanlovesme / 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

by quietdown / 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

by willieboom / 05/30/2009 at 11:18am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

by peopleinthepark / 05/30/2009 at 10:46am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night. So I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. Thats when he said, "you have lettuce in your teeth." FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2009 at 10:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2009 at 10:19am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

by yumx24 / 05/30/2009 at 9:45am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

by Jess / 05/30/2009 at 8:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2009 at 7:39am / Canada (Manitoba) / Money